10 Situations When You're Glad You Know "The Irony of Fate" by Heart
There are different situations in life. When it's good and when it's bad, when you laugh through tears and when you cry from laughter, when you're sad and when you rejoice. There are also times when you can use a quote so well. It happens...
… in the morning (okay, at lunchtime) of January 1, in the morning of January 2, 3, 4, in the morning of March 9, when you first pray “Lift my eyelids,” and then say with all the imaginable ancient Russian melancholy, and not cheerfully, like Zhenya Lukashin: “You need to drink less, you need to drink less...”
... when the president of the country claims that we have “Never lived better”, then you remember Nadya and her: “Judging by the salary, no!”
... when you look at the exchange office board, try to make a purchase in your once-favorite online store, find out the prices for airline tickets, then you whisper like a mantra: “Don’t be petty, Nadya!”
... when your friend calls you in the morning and tells you with despair in her voice that she woke up with a stranger in her bed again. At first, of course, you congratulate her, and then, with the intonation of Ippolit, you say: "He's in your bed, but he doesn't even know your name. Wonderful!"
... when you yourself wake up in the morning in the same bed with a stranger, and the thought flashes through your head: “And even after this, I’m not Hippolytus.”
... when you try to talk your way out of your friends' offer to continue the karaoke session with a dialogue between Galya and Zhenya: "When do people sing?" - "When do they have no ear or voice?"
... when you tell your friend that you never loved her ex, and she mumbles something about him being an unhappy person. Then you pull out your ace and say, "As if an unhappy person can't be a crook."
...all situations when the appropriate meme "I was the one shaking your house" you change to "Guys, I'm the one breaking down the door!"
... when a friend tells you that she has decided to name her daughter Sofia, you sigh and say: “What an amazing name… Most importantly, it’s rare.”
... when you, like Stepan Likhodeev, cannot remember a single second of what happened yesterday, then with your characteristic self-irony you say: “Because I never get drunk!”
