A woman is stopped by a traffic cop for speeding...
Woman:
- What's happened?
- I stopped you for speeding.
- Yes, I see.
— Show me your driver's license.
- I don't have it.
- How come not?
— They arrested me 4 years ago for drunk driving.
- I understand... Can I see your vehicle registration documents?
- Unfortunately no.
- Why not?
— I stole this car.
— Stolen?
- Yes, and I killed the owner.
- What are you talking about?
- His body is in a plastic bag in the trunk. Want to see it?
The traffic cop looks at the woman, slowly retreats to his car and calls for backup on the radio. Five minutes later, several police cars have surrounded the woman's car. The senior officer slowly approaches the car, keeping his hand on his holster:
- Woman, get out of the car and raise your hands up!
A woman gets out of her car:
- What happened, officer?
- One of my employees told me that you stole this car and killed the owner.
— Was the owner killed?
- Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk and shows that it is empty.
The officer asks:
— Is this your car?
- Yes, here is the registration certificate.
- My employee claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman rummages through her purse, takes out her license and hands it to the officer.
- My employee assures you that you do not have a driver's license, you stole this car and killed its owner.
- Maybe he's insisting that I was speeding?...