15 Ugly Men We Adore

HUGH LAURIE

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Everyone loved Hugh for Dr. House, of course. Or rather, they loved the doctor first, and only then Hugh himself. And that's very strange. Because with such an appearance, to be an aggressive sociopath - that's you completely. Apparently, minus on minus gave a plus. Definitely. Because while Laurie played comedy roles, no one even thought of him as cute.

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

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You know the joke about Cumberbatch being confused with cheese? Well, it's not just about his last name. The actor does resemble a stale dairy product. Or a dead ferret. But what the hell does it matter if he's a genius?

SERGE GAINSBOURG

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Four marriages, many mistresses and an incredible number of admirers. But how? We don’t know. If you can guess, please tell us.

ADRIAN BRODY

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A long-nosed watchtower with eyes full of sorrow. Yes, it’s probably just that basset hound look. Brody is always so miserable that it’s impossible not to love him.

DANNY TREJO

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Every Trejo hero is a simple Mexican guy with the intelligence of a stool. But he's so cool, it's crazy! Tattoos, motorcycles, machetes - all that. He's like that in real life, too, that's the beauty of it.

MICKEY ROURKE

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Once upon a time, trees were big, ice cream was delicious, and Mickey Rourke was so handsome you couldn't take your eyes off him. Things have changed dramatically since then. But it's good to know that there are still things in the world that don't change: Mickey's charisma, for example. Who cares what he looks like? He's gorgeous, period.

GERARD DEPARDIEU

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But Monsieur Depardieu could not boast of an attractive appearance even in his youth, and with age he turned into a caricature of himself. Well, that's for the best. Because he was just cute, and now he's cute and funny. Aww!

VINCENT CASSEL

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The whole world is holding its breath: when, oh when, will Cassel finally sprout horns, hooves and a tail? Here's a lesson for you, dear children: be careful what you wish for, it may come true. Cassel wanted to be demonic so much that he actually turned into the devil. At least his face is definitely devilish. Mm, there's something to that.

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

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And Mr. Walken didn't turn into anything, he was probably born that way. In any case, we remember the times when he was quite attractive - but only in dark glasses and with his mouth closed. Because those whitish eyes and shark smile terrified us back in kindergarten. Now we've grown up - and we've come to love being scared. It's invigorating, you know.

JAVIER BARDEM

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The classic Beast from the Belle cartoon. Horrible on the face, kind on the inside. Well, Javier's eyes are kind, that's for sure. But you want to stay away from his nostrils. Have you ever been sniffed by a really big dog? It's like a vacuum cleaner running on the lowest power. Bardem reminds us of something like that. But he's a Beast! We love monsters. We just adore them.

MARK ANTHONY

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A creepy guy. But we can see why hottie J.Lo married him. Some people love "pocket boys." We do too. We might not mind having a pet gnome either.

TIM ROTH

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Tim Roth is an amazing person: he can play anyone. No, really, there is no role that would not suit him. That is why we love him – for his mystery. How does he manage to transform into such different people? And where, excuse me, does his strange face go? The mystery of the century.

DANIEL CRAIG

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Aha, got you! No need to deny it: everyone watched German porn and dreamed of a sexy plumber. You asked for it, and here it is: here he is, Daniel, radiating sexuality. With the face of plumber Semenych, who got sewn up yesterday and is now suffering.

ALAN RICKMAN

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"Listen to Metatron, messenger of the Almighty, the voice of the true God!" The makers of Dogma cast an actor to play the angel because they decided that if the Almighty has a voice, it's Alan Rickman's. Watching Rickman's movies dubbed is a crime, honestly. Subtitles only! And Rickman is Snape. Severus Snape. What else can we say? Only this: we don't care that Rickman looks like an old rat. He's a genius and Severus. Period.

ADRIANO CELENTANO

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We give the honorable first place and the title of the most ugly sexy man to our dear Adriano. Firstly, he really is the ugliest. And secondly, he is the best of the best: the most talented, the sexiest, the cutest, the most… Because we have loved him since he was a baby. And we will never stop loving him. Well, because our mothers loved him. And it is very likely that our daughters will love him too. He is wonderful, yeah.