THE MOST UNUSUAL PROFESSIONS IN THE WORLD!

23rd place. Sellers of tears. In Asian countries, people are used to restraining themselves, so funerals are attended by special mourners. The prices for the services of such personnel look approximately like this: crying - 1 coin; crying with howling - 3 coins; heart-rending crying with howling and falling to the knees - 7 coins; sobbing with beating into one's chest, tearing clothes and rolling on the ground - 20 coins. Before starting work, it is necessary to pass a test on knowledge of traditions, the ability to cry dramatically and calm down instantly.

22nd place. Dress caller. A person of this profession comes up with sonorous names for the clothes of the new collection. "Blood Drops on Garibaldi", "Rice Pudding of Djavaharlav", "Seduction of the Prince of Bohemia" and even "Hippie Boy, Take Me!" - this is his work.

21st place. Breath taster. Tests the effectiveness of chewing gum by sniffing the breath of people with bad teeth, after drinking garlic or alcohol. Good gum should muffle all of this.

20th place. Ear cleaners. They work in Chinese baths. These are men and women with cotton swabs in their hands, who offer their services to bath visitors. One - and the cleaner has already extracted all the sulfur from your ears, and now you will hear even the quietest whisper perfectly.

19th place. The best job in the world. Who do you think has the best job? Ben Southall beat out 35,000 people for a spot to live on a paradise island in a luxury villa for six months. His responsibilities include feeding turtles, looking after coral reefs and writing a blog. Salary: 20,000 dollars per month. And the competition itself was called “The Best Work in the World.”

18th place. Dice expert. This man lives in a world of chance. Moreover, he is responsible for keeping this world as such. After uncovering several dice scams casino began hiring dice experts. True professionals have the most sensitive fingers and a trained eye. After all, they are the ones who guarantee that the probability of getting a three, a four, and a six is absolutely the same. Advice for readers: the easiest way to check a dice without special equipment is to throw it in a glass of water. If the dice does not spin, it means it is of good quality.

17th place. Penguin flippers. These people work in Antarctica and save the poor birds that stare at airplanes and fall on their backs. Because penguins are not naturally capable of rising on their own.

16th place. Entertainer and prankster. A special entertainer entertains those who roll cigars so that the quality of the products is at its maximum. He reads positive news, tells jokes, sings funny songs, recites funny poems and makes puns non-stop.

15th place. Sort cigars by color. A person in this profession must be able to distinguish at least 70 shades of brown in order to arrange cigars in boxes according to their shade. All this is done for special connoisseurs of tobacco.

14th place. Fumelier. And the smoker will perfectly match the cigar to the alcoholic drink and your mood.

13th place. Pathoecologist. Studies the remains of historical excrement and the parasites in it to determine the diet of our ancient ancestors.

12th place. Water slide tester. The main consumable material in this job is swimming trunks. They wear out at a terrifying speed, because the main working weapon here is the buttocks. And Tom Lynch's buttocks are known all over the world, wherever there are water parks. He tested hundreds of slides with his 5th point, while recording his feelings in special forms.

11th place. Rattlesnake milker. This man extracts venom from snakes for medical purposes. Just imagine the risk! For example, a taipan snake can kill 250,000 mice with one bite.

10th place. Milkmaid of the Karakurts. And this person gets up to 30 meters of web at a time. This material is used in optics.

9th place. Monkey man. Recently, terrorist monkeys almost captured the railway station of the large city of Lucknow (India). They attacked passengers, interfered with trains. And salvation came unexpectedly. One of the local residents, Achkan Mian, in just 7 dollars runs around the station in a monkey costume every day, to the delight of children and to the misfortune of real monkeys. The latter get scared and no longer attack the station.

8th place. Heel tickler. The kings of Ancient Persia did not deny themselves various pleasures: they kept harems, ate to their fill, hunted, rode elephants and bathed in gold. And to excite sacred laughter, so necessary to improve the mood, they kept a heel tickler at court. A person of this profession had a whole set of bird feathers (from nightingale to peacock), thanks to which he received different shades of laughter: from light laughter to real laughter with tears.

7th place. Funeral clown. A dead person dancing around his own coffin, joking, singing and laughing – this is a typical picture from Ancient Roman life. No, the Romans did not resurrect the dead, but simply made a real holiday out of funerals. The main person at this fun was the funeral clown, who dressed up as the deceased and parodied him as best he could. And people came to watch the most talented clowns for money.

6th place. Feed taster. Mr. Simon Ellison has three cats at home. Everything they eat, as well as millions of other dogs and cats, has passed through Simon's stomach. After all, he is the resident food taster. Ellison trained his taste buds for a long time, eating with shepherds and Persians. Now he knows exactly how to chew pieces of dry food and clearly distinguishes the notes of the taste of heart or liver. The only thing is that he doesn't meow.

5th place. Tasters from Amsterdam. At the annual marijuana festival in Amsterdam, weed producers compete in many nominations: the most delicious marijuana, the most beautiful in color, the most cheerful, with the strongest effect... The winner is determined by judges who have to taste up to 30 varieties of grass per day. And while the winners are awarded for the most vivid effect, they are trying to bring the tasters back from the "Land of Laughter".

4th place. Therapy testers. You are tied to a bed for three weeks, without a single movement, the bed is tilted towards your head, which makes it constantly hum, and red spots appear before your eyes... This is not medieval torture, but research that can help astronauts. 15 volunteers agreed to it. After that, they were tested on restorative therapy. By the way, the volunteers received 6 thousand for this dollars.

3rd place. Wiper. Kings and princes can't always do everything. According to the traditions of many nations, they don't even have the right to touch some intimate parts of their bodies. It's not proper for a royal person. And then the royal butt wiper gets down to business. He is responsible with his head for the cleanliness of the imperial 5th point. This position was very prestigious and there was, for example, a butt wiper general.

2nd place. Parmesan Listeners Do you know what absolute pitch is? In Italy, for example, it is the ability to clearly perform the song "O sole mia" on Parmesan cheese. People with musical education work in the factories where it is produced. They knock on the heads of cheese with a silver hammer to determine whether it is ripe. And it ripens for 3 years, producing new notes every day. The further you go, the louder the Parmesan is.

1st place. Barking dog detective. Imagine that you are a resident of Stockholm (Sweden). You bought yourself a dog, but do not want to pay taxes on it. Then the tax office sends Elfriede Carlson to you. This woman goes from house to house and barks in 20 different ways. And 100% dogs respond, giving themselves away with their head, paws and tail. Elfriede determines the breed and age of the dog by its barking, and then writes out bills to the owners of the four-legged ones.

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