A story about how you can earn 100,000. Read to the end!!!
A story about how your own ingenuity can serve you!!!
A poorly dressed old woman came to the bank and asked the clerk:
- I would like to open an account with you. But since I have a lot of money, I would like the bank director to do it.
- And how much money do you have?
The old woman put a shabby backpack on the table and unzipped it. The backpack was filled with money. The clerk went to get the director. When the director saw such a large amount of money, he asked a question:
- Excuse me, but where did you get so much money?
- And I'm playing for a bet!
- How so?
- Well, I bet you twenty-five thousand dollars that you have square balls!
- Well, I bet! - the bank director smiled and extended his hand.
- Well, no! It's still quite a large sum. Tomorrow I'll be there with my lawyer at five to ten in the morning! We'll formalize everything legally right away! In the evening, the bank director took a bath at home, looked at himself in the mirror again to make sure that everything was okay - you never know what happens in life. The next day, at five to ten, the old lady and the lawyer entered the director's office.
- Did you bring the money? - the director was delighted.
- Yes, of course! But you have to take off your pants and show them! Don't be shy! No one will see it except the three of us! But the amount is substantial!
The director, who looked at himself carefully in the mirror again at home in the morning, calmly pulled down his pants.
- See, everything is fine! Not square!
“I have to touch them!” said the old woman, walking up to the director and grabbing his balls.
- I would like to open an account with you. But since I have a lot of money, I would like the bank director to do it.
- And how much money do you have?
The old woman put a shabby backpack on the table and unzipped it. The backpack was filled with money. The clerk went to get the director. When the director saw such a large amount of money, he asked a question:
- Excuse me, but where did you get so much money?
- And I'm playing for a bet!
- How so?
- Well, I bet you twenty-five thousand dollars that you have square balls!
- Well, I bet! - the bank director smiled and extended his hand.
- Well, no! It's still quite a large sum. Tomorrow I'll be there with my lawyer at five to ten in the morning! We'll formalize everything legally right away! In the evening, the bank director took a bath at home, looked at himself in the mirror again to make sure that everything was okay - you never know what happens in life. The next day, at five to ten, the old lady and the lawyer entered the director's office.
- Did you bring the money? - the director was delighted.
- Yes, of course! But you have to take off your pants and show them! Don't be shy! No one will see it except the three of us! But the amount is substantial!
The director, who looked at himself carefully in the mirror again at home in the morning, calmly pulled down his pants.
- See, everything is fine! Not square!
“I have to touch them!” said the old woman, walking up to the director and grabbing his balls.
The director suddenly saw the lawyer's body slowly sliding down the wall.
“What’s the matter?” the director asked the old woman.
"He just lost me a hundred thousand dollars. I made a bet with him that at exactly ten o'clock I would have the director of the national bank by the balls!" the old woman answered calmly.
