WE, WOMEN!

We buy expensive hair dye to make our hair shiny and silky, but we can go 4 days without washing our hair, simply because we don't go out! We have the most expensive face masks, but we are too lazy to wash off our makeup at night!

Our nightstand is full of makeup, but we wear sunglasses when we go to the store and pray the whole way that we don't meet anyone, because we go out without makeup! We have a bunch of high heels in all the colors of the rainbow, but we wear old ballet flats because they are comfortable!

We buy things out of season on sale, thinking that we will wear them next year, but after 2 years we throw them away without ever wearing them! There are a lot of missed ones on our mobile, simply because the bag is big and we are too lazy to look for them!

We can sit on a diet for a month, and then eat a box of chocolates, just because the movie is interesting! We constantly dream about a date, and when we are invited, we don’t know how to freeze! We drink vodka WITH JUICE, like we are so modest!! We can prepare for hair removal for a week, and then shave everything to hell!

Only we are capable of going on a hike in heels and a miniskirt and returning home with calluses and mosquito bites feeling irresistible! We think that all the mirrors in cars are for us! Only we, crossing the road, think that if the driver lets us through, it means he wants us!!

We love when we are called kitties and masyas, but they consider us bitches! Only for us, critical days do not mean critical nights! Only we can buy up half a store of unnecessary things so that they give us another unnecessary thing as a gift!

Only we can fake an orgasm better than it actually is! Only we, who sincerely hate blondes, can dye our hair white to spite ourselves!! We believe in the expression "Whoever you celebrate the New Year with, is who you will spend it with"

Only we can put our phone on silent and then be surprised all day that no one calls!! And the main thing is that after all this, we are smarter than men!!!)